one night, or nights with Dami
Me : Dami, would you please fart in front of me? Because I can’t believe that after almost 90 nights sleeping with you, and you are still not comfortable enough to fart in front of me?
Dami : But Listy, what kind of perversion is that? Asking someone to fart?
I even pumped his tummy to make him fart, but to no avail.
And night after night of asking, he finally farted in front of me, started with a little and shy one, a bit more frequent, and yesterday maybe when he became the real him. But then I asked:
Me : Can I fart too?
Dami : Absolutely not, in my mind, you only make flowers Listy, you don’t fart and even when you poo, you poo flowers.
Me: WHATTTTTTT!!!!! ******^%%$$###### what an unreasonable expectation on me!!!!!!
